Wednesday, September 19, 2007

It's just barely Wednesday, Gimme a Break (All Class 9)

All Class - Episode Nine - Porn, ‘Nuff Said

P1: Deadman and Hurley sit and watch the tube, as Louise comes storming out of the bedroom.
L: Hey Deadman, guess what I found in the DVD player this morning.
H: Busted!

P2: Louise screams her accusations at Deadman, while Hurley tries in vain to stifle his laughter.
L: Porn! I found porn, D! What? I’m suddenly not enough for you?
H: Pfft.
L: Stay out of it, Hurley!

P3: Louise looks at Hurley in shock as he launches into a diatribe. Deadman, as usual covers his face, ashamed that his best friend is such a colossal douche.
H: Actually, Lou, I think I can explain Deadman’s feelings on this one.
H: Every once in a while a guy has an urge to see a little blonde get blasted in the ass by a gigantic black dude. Since you’re not the kind of girl who enjoys getting her ass blasted, and DM’s not a big black man, he has to satisfy those urges some other way.

P4: Louise holds up a copy of “Big Black Ass Blasters Vol. 9”
L: This is yours isn’t it.
H: Of course.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Tuesday, TUESDAY, Tuesday (All Class 8)

All Class - Episode Eight - Another Your Mom Joke

P1: Deadman walks in the front door, just home from work, and Hurley calls to him from the couch.
H: Hey dude, your mom called.
D: All right, thanks.

P2: Deadman sits on the couch, Hurley stares at him, feeling dejected.

P3: Deadman rolls his eyes as Hurley speaks.
H: You’re supposed to ask me what she wanted.

P4: Same, but Hurley’s yelling.
D: Fine, what’d she wa..
H: MY COCK!

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Twitter

Much as like this whole blog thing, I just don't have time to regularly post right at the moment. I still plan on posting a new "All Class" strip every week (btw I've added a tag section to the side bar to make it nice and easy to find all of the past strips), but other than that, I don't know how much I'll be on here.

However, I have discovered the glory of TWITTER, it's an awesome tool. It's mega easy to update, and you can update via IM or text updates from your phone. You can check out my five latest twitters over in the sidebar, or you can follow me via you're own twitter account. Also, if you follow me, I promise I'll follow you back.

I'm not saying I'll never update here, I'm just saying it won't be terribly often (not that it ever was).

Peace out,
HURLEY

So I missed a Tuesday. Sue me. (All Class 7)

All Class - Episode Seven - Line up

P1: Hurley stands in line for the bathroom chatting with the guy behind him.
Dude: Aw man, one holer, huh?
H: Nope.

P2: Hurley turns to face the other dude. Behind him the bathroom finally opens up.
H: There’s two in there, but they’re more than a little close.

P3: Hurley enters the bathroom, and calls back over his shoulder.
H: I’ll squeeze over if you wanna man up.

P4: The door swings shut behind Hurley, and no one follows.